This is always an auspicious day, a grand day, a scary day. My ancient Egyptian fantasy novel, Isis Wept, has gone through three writers’ groups, final edits, and the nail-biting ordeal of query letter and synopsis, and is now free in the world. I sent it out to its first prospective agent today. Will it be met with open, enthusiastic arms? With rank derision? With apathy? Only Ma’at can know.
But that brings up the important subject of sending manuscripts off to agents, and rejection letters.
First, the agent. There are rules about sending work to agents, and no, these aren’t the usual “rules” of writing, which are really no more than suggestions. These are rules, laws, adamantine edicts. You have to be careful when approaching an agent. You only get one shot at them.
You see, agents are busy people. As busy people, they don’t like to have their time wasted. So you treat your prospective agent with respect and a certain amount of deference. Definitely, definitely, give them what they want.
When choosing an agent for your work, pick one who specializes in your chosen form of art. See who they represent and read some of those authors. That way, you get a decent idea as to whether you and that agent will mesh. You can find information about agents in the usual traditional sources, like Writers Market and Writers Digest, both of which you’d find at the public library. Or you could go to the web, to resources such as Preditors and Editors or WritersNet. Find your agent, go to their web site, and carefully read what they have to say. Pay particular attention to their submission guidelines, including what they accept and don’t accept, or whether they’re taking any submissions at all. If they match your needs, then submit your work exactly as they direct. If they ask for a query letter, do not send a manuscript. If they ask for a query letter or synopsis, follow their precise directions on how to create those documents. If they offer no directions, then search the web and your library for advice, templates, and examples to follow.
Give the agent what they want, only what they want, and how they want it. They don’t have time for your ego.
Remember, in your correspondence with an agent, that you are attempting to enter into a business relationship, and it’s a buyer’s market. You are not doing the agent a favor by allowing them to see your awesome manuscript idea. They have a hundred other good, solid authors lined up behind you, and they’re only taking on two that day. Be polite.
When they ask for a query letter or synopsis, do not knock those off in a lazy afternoon. Stew over them. Remember, the agent hasn’t seen word one of your manuscript. They are deciding if they will represent you entirely on the query and/or synopsis, so those had better be good. Write them up, put them away for a few days, then pull them out and rewrite them. Put them through your writers critique group. Rewrite them again. Pour over them looking for spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors. Make sure you spelled the agent’s name correctly. Make sure you spelled your name correctly. Grab the agent’s attention, but don’t be pushy. Showmanship helps, but don’t look ridiculous. These documents are your foot in the door. If they don’t stand up, your manuscript has no chance.
Get it all together, all the stuff the agent requests, make it all pretty, informative, professional and short, then send it off in your agent’s preferred manner. And wait.
Even if you are God’s gift to literature, your most likely response from the agent is … rejection. You get that little slip of a papercut in the mail, and it’s like you opened a greeting card from the Unabomber. Poor you. This is where it helps to have developed a writer’s thick skin. Understand, though, that rejections are not personal. The agent is just saying, “No, thanks.” They could reject you for any of a hundred reasons, and they are unlikely to tell you any of them. They’re busy, remember? Your only professional response is to mark that agent off your list and start hunting up another one.
I hope you get an acceptance on your first try, that your book goes on to become a New York Times bestseller, win lots of awards, and get made into a movie starring [fill in A-list actor here]. But the most likely outcome of sending out your work is rejection. And rejection. And rejection. Stephen King amassed over six hundred rejections before he sold his first story. Carrie, his horror classic, was rejected more than thirty times. Margaret Mitchell’s Gone With the Wind was rejected thirty-eight times. Frank Herbert’s Dune was rejected twenty times. So. if you get a rejection letter, or even a lot of them, you’re in good company.
I think Isis Wept is a good story well written. I feel it in my heart and liver. But I also expect it to be rejected, just on the odds. I further expect to send it out again until it finds the right venue, the right match for whatever destiny awaits it.
Why do we fall? they ask in the latest round of Batman movies. So we can learn to pick ourselves up